有没有特别搞笑的英语翻译？

1、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉

2、Open water room. 开水间。

3、know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知。

4、American Chinese not enough 美中不足

5、heart flower angry open 心花怒放

6、go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过

7、as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！

8、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

9、you me you me 彼此彼此

10、seven up eight down 七上八下

11、love who who 爱谁谁

12、no three no four不三不四

13、morning three night four 朝三暮四

14、red face konw me 红颜知己

15、ten three point 十三点

16、no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一

17、You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。

18、You ask me,I ask who？你问我，我去问谁？